Rivals: Interleague Play Edition
[The latest in a series of exchanges between sporting rivals.]
Jason: Greg, I was going to make a joke about how troubled the Dodger ownership is right now, but Bud Selig stepped in and told me I couldn't. I hear the pride of L.A. baseball is playing at Dodger Stadium today! And they're beating the Dodgers 6-1!
Greg: You mean the pride of LA baseball of Anaheim. And the Dodgers are saving it for tomorrow, when I'll be there with six 10-year-olds.
Jason: Six! Geez, for your sake I hope Bug Selig steps in and tells them to play better.
Greg: The plan is to win on balks. I hear that's now the world champions do it.
Jason: We win in many different ways. Watch the champions and learn, Dodger creditors.
Greg: The Dodgers' management mastered falling onto their faces in the dirt long before Schierholtz.
Jason: He's still working on it, it's true. Will be a long time before he can do it at Dodger caliber.
Greg: It's impressive the way the Giants have progressed from getting knocked over like Posey, to just falling over, all by themselves.
Jason: Falling all the way to first place, somehow.
Jason: By the way, I hear Matt Kemp is a shoo-in for a slot in the AAA all-star game.