Pitching is such a vital part of the game, as far as winning is concerned.

On most teams the set up man has become more valuable, on others not so valuable.

Something to keep in mind — it’s raining lightly. The infield could be very wet on ground balls.

What is a drop and drive pitcher? He is a guy who drops and drives. Very simple.

So by guessing right you might have guessed wrong.

Giambi walks too much. He’s always clogging up the bases with all that walking.

As a new day begins in New York, the sun sets in Hawaii.

If football is a game of inches then baseball is a game of inch.

If that ball had more elevation, it would have been a home run.

If the double play is a pitcher’s best friend, what is a fielder’s choice? An acquaintance?

It’s better to have a fast runner on base than a slow one.

One thing about ground balls. They don’t go out of the ball park.

The reason we call that pitch up and in is because the arms are attached to the shoulder.

He wears his hat like a left hander!

Any ball that goes down is much heavier than any ball that stays on the same plane.

The blood on his sock looks exactly like Oklahoma!

You don't want to use too many statistics. The ones that apply to a July or August game won't be relevant on Saturday.

American McCarver

The Bullies

The bullies were in town last night. And, like all bullies, they took a perverse, unthinking pleasure in pounding the unholy crap out of anybody and anything they could get their meaty, lummox hands on: the Dodgers, the Dodgers’ fans, and — saddest of all — the innocence of childhood.

But that’s what bullies do.

The Phillies — fresh off having their pitcher hit the game winning home run on Tuesday — apparently thought it would be amusing to allow the Dodgers the tiniest bit of hope before untying the hand they had held behind their backs and busting lips and blackening eyes. “Haw haw,” they said. “Haw haw.”

The result was crueler than a simple, brutal beating. Instead of being knocked down and getting to go home, the Dodgers went up by six runs early in the game. Six runs. The little nerd landed a punch! And the electric thrill of hope that comes with every unexpected victory in a season of near-constant defeat buzzed to life. Oh, my God! If this was a movie, the music would swell and—

But, of course, real life doesn’t work that way. In real life, the bullies win and the weaklings are beaten senseless.

The Phillies took the lead away, run after run after run. They scored at will, cycling through Dodger pitchers like so many bookish 98-pounders. The Dodger bullpen gate saw more people pass through it than the stadium entrance.

They even thought it would be funny to put their palm on the Dodgers’ forehead in the bottom of the ninth, laughing as the Dodgers took one last flailing shot at a win.

Ha ha. Funny.


OK, fine. It’s a game, and you play games to win. I’ve had my heart broken by more important things than baseball. But it’s not me I’m concerned about. It’s the children.

Won’t somebody think of the children?

My son was at the game yesterday, with his day-camp. He’s wanted to paint his face ever since he got interested in sports and began steady exposure to beer commercials. Because I consider face painting the sort of thing that people from Philadelphia do, I’ve adamantly refused. But yesterday, without me, he finally got the chance. He was thrilled. This was the thing that was going to make a difference. This was the magic that would turn the season around.

For four innings, it looked like he was right. And then, of course, it all fell apart. “Haw haw,” the Phillies barked in their dugout. “Haw haw.”

My boy is too young to know real loss. I know I can’t protect him forever, but he’s twelve and so he’s never had a woman walk out, or a job dead-end, or something he’s proud of be savaged by thugs and philistines. He’s a boy, still with hopes and dreams.

Last night, a part of that boy died, sacrificed at alter of the bullies. They took a wonderful moment of his childhood — a glorious moment of vindication and validation — and knocked it to the ground, laughing as they did.

The aftermath:

The message is clear. There can be no doubt. It’s communicated as powerfully as a punch to the gut that drops you to your knees, unable to breathe.

The Phillies hate children.


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