Nike Re-Signs Vick
By
Andrew Anker,
July 4, 2011
The brand dropped him in August 2007, halting the release of his fifth signature shoe, the Air Zoom Vick V, and releasing a statement saying that cruelty to animals was “inhumane, abhorrent and unacceptable.”
I’m all for rehabilitation,…
Joey Chestnut Wins his Fifth Mustard Belt
By
Mike Monteiro,
July 4, 2011
On a day that many of our misguided readers will turn their attention to a bunch of dope addicts riding bicycles in France, of all places, we turn our eyes to the most American of all sports, save baseball; competitive…
Eating
The Unfair Classic
By
Jason Snell,
July 4, 2011
As Comrade Knauss points out, other than the U.S. Constitution there is no better American tradition than baseball on the Fourth of July. But simultaneous to that celebration of America’s summertime sport, there’s usually another tradition: people complaining about…
Baseball
The Perfect Holiday
By
Greg Knauss,
July 4, 2011
Children love Christmas, because of the presents. Teens love Halloween, because of the vandalism. But adults — by which I mean sensible people, by which I mean me — love the Fourth of July, because of the everything. The Fourth…
Baseball
Basketball Lockout: Please Make It Go Away
By
Andrew Anker,
July 3, 2011
As designated “business guy” on the American McCarver team, I was asked by Mike to write about the basketball lockout. Quite frankly, I never follow basketball until the playoffs and even then, it seems like the winner is pre-ordained and…
Baseball
Catching: Bugs Bunny, Third Base: Bugs Bunny, Shortstop: Bugs Bunny, Second Base: Bugs Bunny, First Base: Daffy Duck?
By
John Gruber,
July 3, 2011
Major League Baseball announced the lineups for this year’s All-Star Game, and there’s a rather glaring omission in the list of Yankee infielders on the squad: Alex Rodriguez (starting third base) Derek Jeter (starting shortstop) Robinson Cano (starting second base)…
Baseball
7/4/85: The Greatest Baseball Game Ever Played
By
Michele Catalano,
July 3, 2011
You’d think as a Yankees fan my favorite Fourth of July baseball memory would be Dave Righetti’s no-hitter in 1983. And it was. For two years. Until a Mets game took over the crown. Yes, the New York Mets.
July…
Baseball
The Unbearable Lightness of Oakland
By
Philip Michaels,
July 2, 2011
It has been an encouraging thing, seeing the not always forward-thinking world of baseball involve itself, however cautiously, in the It Gets Better campaign aimed at bringing hope to LGBT teens. The San Francisco Giants were the first to…
Baseball
Auto-Tune the Sports
By
Greg Knauss,
July 2, 2011
Via nearly every media outlet with a “smugly bemused” setting, we get word that the BCC has developed software to allow on-line viewers to vary the volume of the on-court grunting at Wimbledon. Each individual viewer can control their own…
Tennis
The Only Game in Town
By
Michele Catalano,
July 2, 2011
Dear Gary Bettman:
As you are aware, both the NBA and NFL have gone into lockout mode. You remember what a lockout is, right? 2004-2005 non-season? No Stanley Cup? Yea, I thought you would remember that.Â
Well, football and…
Hockey